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Monday, May 05, 2008

Thing's are happening.....


Just finished wiping up my roomie's puke......and before any of you get anxious or even sickened by this, allow me to tell you, its no worse than dog puke.....

Dog puke....and poop.....that really teaches you to be a dad.....nothing like wiping up someone else's shyte just because you like them enough to keep them......

Do I wanna be a dad ?? Hell no.......not yet.....

But I wouldnt mind being one......not yet, but some day perhaps.....and goddamn it, I am sure getting the trainng for it.....

I thought of different things that would go into this blog....

Thunderstorms and how homesick I get when I hear the thunder crackling and the lightening flashing.....

About the craziness of life and how it treats you.....and how good hash tastes after nearly 9 years......

About the law and how its worse than heroin......I mean addictive powress and its whole grip on your consciousness

Also about how much I love my girl......and hell, thats one subject I never thought I'd EVER write about....EVER again........

Hiya folks, this is my first post from DBoy-2........my second lappy, in case you were wondering........am still stuck at the dead end job at John Lewis, despite promotions and discounts on JL products.....courtsey my new lappy and the sexy altec lansing speakers.........

Guess I am a lil bit happy tonite.......4 cans of beer and followed by a cleaning up session, followed by a rum and lime juice session (hell, come on, I dont have fresh limes...not at 4.34 am!!!) but then I am happy for things beyond just alcohol......

I have a sad job......which pays the rent......and I have a girlfriend with a short fuse......one who pays for my serenity......I mean, hello....I was the one with the short fuse......and suddenly she is the one with the short fuse and the penis in the relationship (as tonyda put's it succintly)....


I cant even begin to explain my adventures till date.....and that's just how bad it is......

My parents are still not very happy about breaking up with the one mentioned before.....did I ever tell you about that phase in life ? ..... No ?? trust me you dont wanna hear about it.....and guess what, I didnt even meet the damn female !!! One for the record books you'll all say......but hey, I am the guy who has seen it all, done it before and bought that damn t-shirt.....at a bargain too !!!!

I was on the floor the other day when summer came calling in scotalnd with gales, thunderstorm's and warm rain........well warm by our standards......

The girls on the floor were shivering and the guys were being very nice and macho about it....I was simply wonderstuck......the very sound of the thunder was striking me homesick with every crack and crackle.......I grew up in a area of high precipitation......and the thunder meant always home for me.......rain and the sun, thats what I grew up with.....and if I wont get the sun, damn me if I wont make do with the damn rain......

its getting on morning......I can see the light lightening.....I mean, how more pedantic can you get.....but its what it is....its a holiday and I just dont want to waste it........

I have to give my QLTT's (Qualified Lawyers Transfer Test) equivalent to the solicitor's exams out here......cant seem to get a job as a project officer anywhere.......27 interview rejections is a lil hard to take ...... and the law seems to give out a siren call to me, no matter where I am......

As palz says "you cant outrun your destiny"......and I ran my heart out......but I have always ended up advising people on what they should do or not......or better still, getting them out of scrapes.....its like destiny or fate handed me the damn mop and bucket and told me to clean up people's messes as best as I could....

This does not reflect on my roomie......poor bugger is a kid.........but in any case, I cant seem to help it.......I have to consult and advise people.....whether at home or at work.......

So, after a hiathus of more than 2 years I am preparing to go into the field I was actually trained for........no doubt with more rules and encircling safeguards than in India.....but hell, I'll probably find out some loopholes here as well, not to mention guys who''ll give me a break and a slight chance ahead of the other idiots hammer their heads at the bar rails.....oops, pun there, nearly.....

I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do........27 rejections in 1.5 months is nothing to sniff at......I nearly went beserk........I have always achieved every damn thing I wanted....and suddenly, the door's are all closed.......and trust me, I tried......

Popny says its good for character building.......god, its odious......if this is character building, I am out of the construction business

I love palz.......a small lil thing with the temper of a greek goddess and the cherubic looks of the same.......its crazy, I know......should have known better, should have done better.....but I cant.....it just happened.....she has this crazy sense of pragmatism and humour that is well nigh unassailable....I cant make her see sense or reason....

I was renouned for my fierce temper and indomitable attitude.....I just wouldnt give up and I'd blow at the slightest infraction......in any case.....as dad would have it, the great lion has become a tabby cat........and she has got my strings.....

There's just so much to write and these are just my impressions........the book is a bit further away than you and I envisaged it to be, old friend.......

I have acquired a new girlfriend, a new lappy and apparently a new take on life.......things are happening.....